My favourite one was every year some guy from melbourne was collecting donations for police officers charity -- 'sif i'd do that; he did this every january for four years straight and it took that long for me to be honest and tell him what i thought of police officers.

I recently took a whole bunch of stuff to local Salvation Army depo.. worth a few hundred dollars and some items in mint condition.. are they gonna give it away for free too? Nope.